My Dog Needs Surgery Steve Hockensmith



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My Dog Needs Surgery  by  Steve Hockensmith

My Dog Needs Surgery by Steve Hockensmith
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Does your dog need surgery? Yes? Oh, wow -- sorry to hear that. Because this book isnt really for you...unless youre looking for a way to escape from your (and your dogs) sorrows for a few hours.You see, Steve Hockensmith put together this collection of mystery short stories and humorous essays because HIS dog needs surgery. Her names Amy, and she has luxating patella.

Thats trick knees to you and me. Poor little thing. Shes on the cover of the book, by the way. Just look into those eyes. Do you want that little cutie to develop arthritis? (Thats what can happen if the knee thing isnt fixed.) You want her limping the rest of her life? Of course not! Because youre a big, pet-loving softie, just like Steve.So what do you get for your 99 cents, aside from the satisfaction that comes from knowing youve done a deserving dog a solid? Well, how about seven mystery short stories AND seven essays about the writing life AND an introduction AND a copyright page!

(O.K., the copyright page probably isnt much of a selling point. But this ones really pretty entertaining, as copyright pages go.)It all adds up to 48,596 words of entertainment, with a guaranteed chuckle at least once every 57.9 words. (Guarantee not valid or actionable in Hawaii, Alaska or the continental U.S.) So what are you waiting for? That dog needs surgery!

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